1 00:00:01,620 --> 00:00:02,538 Helga: ARNOLD! 2 00:00:02,621 --> 00:00:04,164 ( barking ) 3 00:00:04,498 --> 00:00:06,458 HEY, ARNOLD! 4 00:00:11,839 --> 00:00:12,089 ( glass shatters ) 5 00:00:17,386 --> 00:00:18,345 ( girl shrieks ) 6 00:00:18,429 --> 00:00:20,222 Helga: HEY, ARNOLD! 7 00:00:22,057 --> 00:00:23,350 ARNOLD! 8 00:00:25,227 --> 00:00:26,186 ARNOLD! 9 00:00:27,187 --> 00:00:29,356 ARNOLD! 10 00:00:29,440 --> 00:00:33,110 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 11 00:00:33,193 --> 00:00:35,696 and NICKELODEON] 12 00:00:36,363 --> 00:00:38,073 AR-NOLD! 13 00:00:40,451 --> 00:00:41,452 MOVE IT, FOOTBALL HEAD! 14 00:00:41,535 --> 00:00:43,579 Kids: HEY, ARNOLD! 15 00:00:49,126 --> 00:00:50,252 ( animals howling ) 16 00:01:02,681 --> 00:01:04,808 ( cat screeching ) 17 00:01:07,811 --> 00:01:08,687 THERE IT IS! 18 00:01:08,771 --> 00:01:10,397 Gerald: THE MOTHER SHIP. 19 00:01:10,481 --> 00:01:11,190 THAT IS SO COOL. 20 00:01:11,273 --> 00:01:13,734 I BET THEY ATTACK THE EARTH TONIGHT. 21 00:01:13,817 --> 00:01:16,904 Announcer: Tune in to The Z Files 22 00:01:16,987 --> 00:01:19,865 next week when aliens attack the Earth. 23 00:01:19,948 --> 00:01:20,866 NEXT WEEK? 24 00:01:20,949 --> 00:01:21,909 Both: OH... 25 00:01:21,992 --> 00:01:24,328 YOU KIDS WATCH GARBAGE. 26 00:01:24,411 --> 00:01:27,080 THEIR WRITING IS TERRIBLE. 27 00:01:27,164 --> 00:01:32,211 Announcer: Next, it's UFO Tonight with your host, Douglas Cain. 28 00:01:32,294 --> 00:01:32,669 UFO TONIGHT! 29 00:01:32,753 --> 00:01:35,047 I LOVE THIS SHOW! 30 00:01:35,130 --> 00:01:37,132 ( sounds like Orson Welles ): U.F.O.s, flying saucers 31 00:01:37,216 --> 00:01:40,594 They loom large in the imagination, but... 32 00:01:40,677 --> 00:01:43,096 indeed, do they exist? 33 00:01:43,180 --> 00:01:45,724 We know that we are watched closely 34 00:01:45,808 --> 00:01:48,268 by intelligences greater than man's. 35 00:01:48,352 --> 00:01:50,771 We are scrutinized and studied 36 00:01:50,854 --> 00:01:54,650 this small spinning fragment of solar driftwood. 37 00:01:54,733 --> 00:01:58,362 As your host, reporter and writer and producer 38 00:01:58,445 --> 00:02:02,866 I will be your guide on your quest to make contact on 39 00:02:02,950 --> 00:02:05,702 UFO Tonight! 40 00:02:05,786 --> 00:02:08,455 OKAY, COUCH POTATOES, ENOUGH BOOB-TUBE... 41 00:02:08,539 --> 00:02:08,956 Mr. Potts: COME ON! 42 00:02:09,039 --> 00:02:09,873 IT'S TIME TO DISCUSS 43 00:02:09,957 --> 00:02:13,627 OUR ANNUAL BOARDING HOUSE HALLOWEEN PARTY. 44 00:02:13,710 --> 00:02:15,671 HEY, GRANDPA, CAN WE HELP OUT? 45 00:02:15,754 --> 00:02:17,256 OH, NO, ARNOLD. 46 00:02:17,339 --> 00:02:19,758 HALLOWEEN IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS 47 00:02:19,842 --> 00:02:20,843 AND IT'S NOT FOR KIDS. 48 00:02:20,926 --> 00:02:22,761 NO, ARNOLD, HALLOWEEN'S PURPOSE 49 00:02:22,845 --> 00:02:25,639 IS TO SCARE THE LIVING DAYLIGHTS 50 00:02:25,722 --> 00:02:28,433 OUT OF EVERYONE UNTIL THEY SCREAM BLOODY MURDER 51 00:02:28,517 --> 00:02:29,810 AND BEG FOR MERCY. 52 00:02:29,893 --> 00:02:31,937 HO, HO, HO, I DO LOVE 53 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,564 A GOOD HALLOWEEN PRANK. 54 00:02:33,647 --> 00:02:34,857 THIS YEAR WILL BE 55 00:02:34,940 --> 00:02:36,149 BETTER THAN EVER. 56 00:02:36,233 --> 00:02:37,359 NOW, GO TO BED. 57 00:02:37,442 --> 00:02:38,485 MR. HYUNH, START 58 00:02:38,569 --> 00:02:39,945 WITH OUR COSTUME COMMITTEE REPORT. 59 00:02:40,028 --> 00:02:43,824 THE COSTUME COMMITTEE REPORT IS AS FOLLOWS: 60 00:02:43,907 --> 00:02:44,700 GRANDMA WILL BE A WITCH. 61 00:02:44,783 --> 00:02:47,119 LIKE THAT'S A STRETCH. 62 00:02:47,202 --> 00:02:49,121 ERNIE WILL PLAY THE EXECUTIONER. 63 00:02:49,204 --> 00:02:53,333 WAIT, YOU SAID I WAS GOING TO BE FRANKENSTEIN. 64 00:02:53,417 --> 00:02:56,461 NO! THIS YEAR I PLAY FRANKENSTEIN! 65 00:02:56,545 --> 00:02:58,005 YOU AND WHAT ARMY? 66 00:02:58,088 --> 00:02:59,464 YOU TOLD ME LAST YEAR 67 00:02:59,548 --> 00:03:02,092 YOU'D PLAY THE BRIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN. 68 00:03:02,175 --> 00:03:03,051 YEAH, I PLAY. 69 00:03:03,135 --> 00:03:04,511 I WILL PLAY FRANKENSTEIN. 70 00:03:04,595 --> 00:03:04,970 I LIKE IT. 71 00:03:05,053 --> 00:03:07,598 DON'T YOU TELL ME... 72 00:03:07,681 --> 00:03:10,267 SO, OUR USUAL HALLOWEEN PLAN, ARNOLD? 73 00:03:10,350 --> 00:03:11,810 NO, GERALD, THIS YEAR 74 00:03:11,894 --> 00:03:14,605 I THINK THE GROWN-UPS NEED A GOOD SCARE 75 00:03:14,688 --> 00:03:16,940 AND I THINK IT SHOULD INVOLVE ALIENS. 76 00:03:19,860 --> 00:03:23,697 Perhaps across an immense, ethereal gulf 77 00:03:23,780 --> 00:03:25,949 intellects vast, cool and unsympathetic 78 00:03:26,033 --> 00:03:29,202 regard this Earth with envious eyes. 79 00:03:29,286 --> 00:03:29,286 SHH! 80 00:03:29,286 --> 00:03:30,042 HI, DAD. 81 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:30,042 SHH! 82 00:03:30,042 --> 00:03:30,287 HI, DAD. 83 00:03:30,370 --> 00:03:32,414 QUIET, OLGA, I CAN'T HEAR THE TV. 84 00:03:32,497 --> 00:03:33,749 IT'S HELGA, DAD. 85 00:03:33,832 --> 00:03:34,625 WHATEVER-- GO SIT DOWN. 86 00:03:34,708 --> 00:03:36,585 I CAN'T SEE. 87 00:03:36,668 --> 00:03:37,961 ( exasperated sigh ) 88 00:03:38,045 --> 00:03:40,714 HOW MANY TIMES IS HE GOING TO CALL ME OLGA?! 89 00:03:40,797 --> 00:03:43,175 DOES HE THINK IT'S FUNNY OR SOMETHING? 90 00:03:43,258 --> 00:03:44,176 OH, CRIMINY! 91 00:03:44,259 --> 00:03:47,971 ...reporting accounts of actual encounters 92 00:03:48,055 --> 00:03:50,015 with alien creatures too hideous to describe 93 00:03:50,098 --> 00:03:52,935 more thing than sentient being. 94 00:03:53,018 --> 00:03:54,144 ( chuckles ) 95 00:03:54,227 --> 00:03:55,812 I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS GUY. 96 00:03:55,896 --> 00:03:58,357 EVERY WEEK IT'S ANOTHER CLOSE ENCOUNTER. 97 00:03:58,440 --> 00:03:58,899 RAISE YOU A NICKEL. 98 00:03:58,982 --> 00:04:01,234 I'LL SEE YOUR NICKEL. 99 00:04:01,318 --> 00:04:03,070 YOU KNOW IT'S ALL A FAKE. 100 00:04:03,153 --> 00:04:04,363 I RAISE YOU A DIME. 101 00:04:04,446 --> 00:04:06,782 IT'S TRUE; THAT CAIN GUY'S AN EXPERT. 102 00:04:06,865 --> 00:04:08,867 HE KNOWS WHAT HE'S TALKING ABOUT. 103 00:04:08,951 --> 00:04:11,662 YOU MEAN YOU BELIEVE THAT JUNK, BOB? 104 00:04:11,745 --> 00:04:13,664 BELIEVE IT? COURSE I BELIEVE IT. 105 00:04:13,747 --> 00:04:14,957 I HAD A CLOSE ENCOUNTER MYSELF ONCE. 106 00:04:15,040 --> 00:04:16,959 Miriam: BOB, PLEASE, DON'T START. 107 00:04:17,042 --> 00:04:18,835 HAPPENED NEARLY 20 YEARS AGO. 108 00:04:18,919 --> 00:04:21,171 I WAS DRIVING A PICKUP 109 00:04:21,254 --> 00:04:23,590 FULL OF CUT-RATE CANADIAN TRANSISTORS 110 00:04:23,674 --> 00:04:24,549 ACROSS NORTH DAKOTA. 111 00:04:24,633 --> 00:04:26,969 SUDDENLY, THE RADIO STARTS ACTING FUNNY. 112 00:04:27,052 --> 00:04:29,846 GRASS AROUND ME'S BLOWING FLAT. 113 00:04:29,930 --> 00:04:32,391 THIS LIGHT IS COMING FROM ALL DIRECTIONS. 114 00:04:32,474 --> 00:04:34,977 NEXT THING I KNOW, I'M WANDERING AROUND 115 00:04:35,060 --> 00:04:37,396 IN THE PARKING LOT OF THE SMORGASBORD. 116 00:04:37,479 --> 00:04:39,189 HOW THE HECK DID THAT HAPPEN? 117 00:04:39,272 --> 00:04:40,857 DID ANYONE ELSE SEE THE FLYING SAUCER? 118 00:04:40,941 --> 00:04:42,818 NOPE, I WAS THE ONLY WITNESS. 119 00:04:42,901 --> 00:04:45,195 YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, DO YOU? 120 00:04:45,278 --> 00:04:48,365 MARK MY WORDS, FLYING SAUCERS DO EXIST 121 00:04:48,448 --> 00:04:50,742 AND WE'RE GOING TO SEE ALIENS SOME DAY 122 00:04:50,826 --> 00:04:53,370 AND THEY'RE GOING TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE... 123 00:04:53,453 --> 00:04:54,579 THAT. 124 00:04:56,039 --> 00:04:57,958 AND WE'RE GOING TO LOOK EXACTLY LIKE THIS. 125 00:04:58,041 --> 00:05:01,420 BUT, HELGA, I WANTED TO GO AS PIRATES. 126 00:05:01,503 --> 00:05:02,421 NO, VIKINGS! 127 00:05:02,504 --> 00:05:03,547 HOW ABOUT CLOWNS? 128 00:05:03,630 --> 00:05:05,132 WE'RE ALL GOING AS ALIENS. 129 00:05:05,215 --> 00:05:06,216 THE WHOLE PURPOSE OF HALLOWEEN 130 00:05:06,299 --> 00:05:09,803 IS TO SCARE PEOPLE AND MAKE THEM GIVE CANDY! 131 00:05:09,886 --> 00:05:11,013 YOU GET THE SILVER FABRIC. 132 00:05:11,096 --> 00:05:13,598 SID, YOU SCROUNGE UP FOIL. 133 00:05:13,682 --> 00:05:16,184 WE'RE GOING TO NEED LOTS AND LOTS OF FOIL. 134 00:05:16,268 --> 00:05:17,769 HAROLD, GET FACE PAINT. 135 00:05:17,853 --> 00:05:18,687 FOOTBALL-HEAD, TALL-HAIR BOY 136 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:20,772 YOU IN OR OUT? 137 00:05:20,856 --> 00:05:23,233 OUT, WE'VE GOT SOMETHING PLANNED 138 00:05:23,316 --> 00:05:24,818 ON HALLOWEEN NIGHT. 139 00:05:24,901 --> 00:05:26,903 WHAT IF YOU COME AS ALIENS TO MY HOUSE PARTY? 140 00:05:26,987 --> 00:05:28,822 ( all cheering ) 141 00:05:28,905 --> 00:05:28,905 YAY! 142 00:05:28,905 --> 00:05:29,823 ALL RIGHT! 143 00:05:29,906 --> 00:05:30,615 WAIT A MINUTE. 144 00:05:30,699 --> 00:05:33,243 YOU'RE INVITING THE WHOLE CLASS OVER? 145 00:05:33,326 --> 00:05:35,287 THEY'LL BE OUR ALIEN INVASION. 146 00:05:35,370 --> 00:05:35,787 IT'S PERFECT. 147 00:05:35,871 --> 00:05:38,248 IF WE TIME THIS RIGHT 148 00:05:38,331 --> 00:05:39,875 WE'LL SCARE GRANDPA AND THE BOARDERS 149 00:05:39,958 --> 00:05:42,252 OUT OF THEIR MINDS. 150 00:05:43,879 --> 00:05:45,255 ( laughing, screaming ) 151 00:05:45,338 --> 00:05:46,465 ( knocking ) 152 00:05:46,548 --> 00:05:48,508 Kids: TRICK OR TREAT. 153 00:05:48,592 --> 00:05:49,760 ( doorbell rings ) 154 00:05:49,843 --> 00:05:51,344 All: TRICK OR TREAT. 155 00:05:51,428 --> 00:05:52,763 OKAY, HERE YOU GO 156 00:05:52,846 --> 00:05:54,598 AND HERE'S ONE FOR YOU 157 00:05:54,681 --> 00:05:56,558 AND, OH... WHAT? 158 00:05:57,684 --> 00:06:00,103 ( growls ) 159 00:06:00,187 --> 00:06:03,482 I MISSED THE SPREAD BY ONE LOUSY POINT ON THAT ONE. 160 00:06:03,565 --> 00:06:05,567 I GOT TO HAVE WON SOMETHING. 161 00:06:05,650 --> 00:06:07,277 WHAT'S GOING ON?! 162 00:06:07,360 --> 00:06:08,236 DAD. 163 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:08,320 WHAT? 164 00:06:08,320 --> 00:06:09,196 DAD! 165 00:06:09,279 --> 00:06:09,696 YOU LIKE MY COSTUME? 166 00:06:09,780 --> 00:06:11,698 IT'S FINE. 167 00:06:11,782 --> 00:06:14,493 DAD, YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN IT YET. 168 00:06:14,576 --> 00:06:15,452 HELGA, WHAT? 169 00:06:15,535 --> 00:06:16,244 I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT 170 00:06:16,328 --> 00:06:19,539 HOW MUCH I LOST ON FOOTBALL YESTERDAY. 171 00:06:19,623 --> 00:06:24,503 DAD, I JUST WANT YOU TO LOOK AT THE COSTUME I'M WEARING. 172 00:06:26,046 --> 00:06:27,297 THERE, I SEE IT. 173 00:06:27,381 --> 00:06:28,340 YOU SATISFIED? 174 00:06:28,423 --> 00:06:31,301 HOW COULD GREEN BAY WIN AGAIN? 175 00:06:31,384 --> 00:06:34,096 ANOTHER TOUCHING FATHER-DAUGHTER MOMENT. 176 00:06:34,179 --> 00:06:37,224 IF ANYONE NEEDS ME, I'LL BE OUT SOAPING WINDOWS. 177 00:06:37,307 --> 00:06:41,436 ( kids laughing and talking ) 178 00:06:41,520 --> 00:06:42,646 ( doorbell rings ) 179 00:06:42,729 --> 00:06:44,064 All: TRICK OR TREAT. 180 00:06:44,147 --> 00:06:46,650 OH, YOU ALL LOOK SO ADORABLE. 181 00:06:46,733 --> 00:06:49,820 WHY DON'T YOU HELP YOURSELF TO SOME 182 00:06:49,903 --> 00:06:51,279 WORMS AND COCKROACHES?! 183 00:06:51,363 --> 00:06:52,906 ( all scream ) 184 00:06:53,698 --> 00:06:55,575 HA! 185 00:06:55,659 --> 00:06:56,993 HAPPY HALLOWEEN! 186 00:06:57,077 --> 00:06:59,704 YOU CAN'T BE A FRANKENSTEIN. 187 00:06:59,788 --> 00:07:00,831 NO, I AM FRANKENSTEIN TODAY. 188 00:07:00,914 --> 00:07:03,875 Man: OH, THIS IS WHEN YOUR REAL SCARS COME IN HANDY. 189 00:07:03,959 --> 00:07:06,378 ( playing bagpipes ) 190 00:07:06,461 --> 00:07:08,672 SUZIE, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH MY CAPE? 191 00:07:08,755 --> 00:07:10,507 I THINK IT LOOKS GREAT, OSKAR. 192 00:07:10,590 --> 00:07:12,259 I HAVE 16 HOLES IN MY FINGERS. 193 00:07:12,342 --> 00:07:14,761 I DON'T KNOW WHAT MORE YOU WANT OF ME. 194 00:07:14,845 --> 00:07:20,016 ( talking and arguing ) 195 00:07:24,062 --> 00:07:27,440 Gerald: GOT IT. 196 00:07:27,524 --> 00:07:29,526 WELL, ARNOLD? 197 00:07:29,609 --> 00:07:30,861 IT'S SHOW TIME. 198 00:07:30,944 --> 00:07:33,947 IT'S 7:49; I TOLD HELGA TO BRING EVERYONE AT 8:00. 199 00:07:34,030 --> 00:07:35,031 ( radio static ) 200 00:07:35,115 --> 00:07:36,700 HEY, ARNOLD, I SEE THEM. 201 00:07:36,783 --> 00:07:38,326 THEY'RE FOUR HOUSES DOWN. 202 00:07:38,410 --> 00:07:39,411 LET'S GO, GERALD. 203 00:07:39,494 --> 00:07:41,830 IT'S TIME FOR THE ALIEN ATTACK. 204 00:07:43,206 --> 00:07:45,250 ( record scratches ) 205 00:07:45,333 --> 00:07:49,129 ( soft, eerie noises ) 206 00:07:49,212 --> 00:07:52,549 ( disguising his voice ): WE INTERRUPT THIS BROADCAST 207 00:07:52,632 --> 00:07:53,967 FOR A SPECIAL BULLETIN. 208 00:07:54,050 --> 00:07:56,052 A LARGE, SAUCER-LIKE CRAFT 209 00:07:56,136 --> 00:07:59,222 OF UNKNOWN ORIGIN IS REPORTED TO HAVE LANDED 210 00:07:59,306 --> 00:08:01,433 ON THE OUTSKIRTS OF THE CITY. 211 00:08:01,516 --> 00:08:02,517 Grandpa: QUIET. 212 00:08:02,601 --> 00:08:04,686 SHH, SHH-- QUIET, EVERYBODY. 213 00:08:04,769 --> 00:08:06,980 WHAT? QUIET, EVERYBODY. 214 00:08:07,063 --> 00:08:09,524 SOMETHING'S GOING ON. 215 00:08:09,608 --> 00:08:13,111 Gerald: I repeat, there are reports of an alien spacecraft 216 00:08:13,195 --> 00:08:15,238 on the outskirts of the city. 217 00:08:15,322 --> 00:08:18,366 I'm at the scene where a small crowd has gathered 218 00:08:18,450 --> 00:08:20,243 around the scorched area 219 00:08:20,327 --> 00:08:23,622 where the saucer-like craft has landed. 220 00:08:23,705 --> 00:08:24,539 Wait, wait! 221 00:08:24,623 --> 00:08:28,084 The top of the craft seems to be opening. 222 00:08:28,168 --> 00:08:32,088 Unscrewing a huge lid. 223 00:08:32,172 --> 00:08:34,257 NOW IT'S OPENING, AND... SOME 224 00:08:34,341 --> 00:08:35,967 THING... IS COMING OUT. 225 00:08:36,051 --> 00:08:37,302 ( spraying ) 226 00:08:37,385 --> 00:08:38,595 OH, MY! 227 00:08:38,678 --> 00:08:39,221 ( splashing ) 228 00:08:39,304 --> 00:08:41,765 SEVERAL OF THEM, SEVERAL... 229 00:08:41,848 --> 00:08:42,766 ( pounding ) 230 00:08:42,849 --> 00:08:44,017 WITH BULBOUS HEADS. 231 00:08:44,100 --> 00:08:46,353 I CAN HARDLY BEAR TO LOOK AT THEM. 232 00:08:46,436 --> 00:08:47,062 THEY'RE SO REVOLTING. 233 00:08:47,145 --> 00:08:50,857 THIS IS A JOKE, RIGHT? 234 00:08:50,941 --> 00:08:52,108 UH, MR. CAIN, SIR? 235 00:08:52,192 --> 00:08:52,859 THIS IS SMITTY, UH... 236 00:08:52,943 --> 00:08:55,237 Come in, Smitty. 237 00:08:55,320 --> 00:08:56,238 UH, YEAH, SIR. 238 00:08:56,321 --> 00:08:57,364 COULD I COME BACK 239 00:08:57,447 --> 00:08:58,740 TO THE STATION NOW? 240 00:08:58,823 --> 00:08:59,950 IT'S HALLOWEEN... 241 00:09:00,033 --> 00:09:02,535 No, you cannot come back to the station. 242 00:09:02,619 --> 00:09:03,703 It's Allhallows Eve. 243 00:09:03,787 --> 00:09:08,458 THE PERFECT NIGHT FOR ALIENS TO TRY AND INFILTRATE OUR PLANET 244 00:09:08,542 --> 00:09:09,793 DISGUISED AS HUMANS. 245 00:09:09,876 --> 00:09:11,044 I SENT YOU OUT TO LOOK FOR SIGNS 246 00:09:11,127 --> 00:09:14,005 OF PARANORMAL ALIEN ACTIVITY 247 00:09:14,089 --> 00:09:15,924 AND THAT'S WHAT YOU WILL DO 248 00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:17,509 until your shift ends. 249 00:09:17,592 --> 00:09:18,468 BUT, I... 250 00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:20,345 OVER AND OUT, MR. SMITTY. 251 00:09:20,428 --> 00:09:20,553 ( dial tone ) 252 00:09:22,556 --> 00:09:23,515 Smitty: I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS. 253 00:09:23,598 --> 00:09:26,559 LIKE I'LL REALLY FIND ALIENS TONIGHT. 254 00:09:26,643 --> 00:09:30,230 Gerald: Seven or eight aliens have climbed out of the spacecraft. 255 00:09:30,313 --> 00:09:32,732 Oh, I see their leader. 256 00:09:32,816 --> 00:09:34,818 This one is more hideous in appearance... 257 00:09:34,901 --> 00:09:36,736 HOLY COW! 258 00:09:36,820 --> 00:09:38,488 THEY'VE LEFT THE LANDING SITE 259 00:09:38,571 --> 00:09:40,865 AND ARE PROCEEDING TO THE EAST SIDE. 260 00:09:40,949 --> 00:09:43,451 I BELIEVE THEY'RE HEADED DOWN VINE STREET. 261 00:09:43,535 --> 00:09:44,411 VINE STREET? 262 00:09:44,494 --> 00:09:44,869 OUR VINE STREET? 263 00:09:44,953 --> 00:09:46,830 ( all gasp ) 264 00:09:48,164 --> 00:09:49,040 VINE STREET? 265 00:09:49,124 --> 00:09:50,458 ( tires screech ) 266 00:09:50,542 --> 00:09:51,042 ( tires screeching ) 267 00:09:51,126 --> 00:09:53,837 OH, MY GOSH, THE ALIENS. 268 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,839 I GOT TO GET THIS ON TAPE. 269 00:09:55,922 --> 00:09:56,965 Douglas Cain here. 270 00:09:57,048 --> 00:09:58,049 BOSS, MR. CAIN? 271 00:09:58,133 --> 00:09:59,342 I FOUND ALIENS! 272 00:09:59,426 --> 00:10:00,885 Great Scott, man, get it on video. 273 00:10:00,969 --> 00:10:03,013 NOW, LISTEN. 274 00:10:03,096 --> 00:10:05,849 YOU ALL KNOW THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS ALIENS. 275 00:10:05,932 --> 00:10:07,809 NOW, LET'S ALL CALM DOWN. 276 00:10:07,892 --> 00:10:09,894 THIS IS NO TIME FOR PANIC. 277 00:10:09,978 --> 00:10:10,520 ( doorbell rings ) 278 00:10:10,603 --> 00:10:12,397 ( gasping, screaming ) 279 00:10:12,480 --> 00:10:15,317 IT'S JUST THE DOOR, YOU NINNIES! 280 00:10:15,400 --> 00:10:16,276 YES? 281 00:10:16,359 --> 00:10:18,987 All: TRICK OR TREAT. 282 00:10:19,070 --> 00:10:19,988 ( screams ) 283 00:10:20,071 --> 00:10:21,531 IT'S THE ALIENS. 284 00:10:21,614 --> 00:10:22,824 THEY'RE HERE! 285 00:10:22,907 --> 00:10:24,242 ONE SIDE, GRAMPS. 286 00:10:24,326 --> 00:10:28,496 ( all screaming ) 287 00:10:28,580 --> 00:10:29,539 AAH! MOMMY! 288 00:10:29,622 --> 00:10:30,832 ( grunts ) 289 00:10:30,915 --> 00:10:32,876 Cain: Smitty? Come in, Smitty. 290 00:10:32,959 --> 00:10:34,461 I'VE LOST THE PICTURE. 291 00:10:34,544 --> 00:10:37,047 I'M SURROUNDED BY INCOMPETENCE. 292 00:10:39,883 --> 00:10:42,385 MIRIAM, THE KID'S OUT TRICK-OR-TREATING. 293 00:10:42,469 --> 00:10:44,387 IT'S YOU, ME AND THE WHEEL. 294 00:10:45,180 --> 00:10:47,432 Cain: You, out of that anchor chair. 295 00:10:47,515 --> 00:10:48,600 WHAT NOW? 296 00:10:48,683 --> 00:10:49,726 I'm taking over the station. 297 00:10:49,809 --> 00:10:53,897 We interrupt this broadcast for a special bulletin. 298 00:10:53,980 --> 00:10:55,732 I have grave news. 299 00:10:55,815 --> 00:10:58,401 Radio transmissions were picked up tonight 300 00:10:58,485 --> 00:11:00,737 on the east side below Welles Ridge 301 00:11:00,820 --> 00:11:02,989 reporting that aliens have landed. 302 00:11:03,073 --> 00:11:05,492 I KNEW SOMETHING FUNNY WAS GOING ON 303 00:11:05,575 --> 00:11:06,868 TONIGHT, MIRIAM. 304 00:11:06,951 --> 00:11:07,744 Before we lost contact 305 00:11:07,827 --> 00:11:11,790 with our reporter at the scene, we received 306 00:11:11,873 --> 00:11:14,042 this video fragment. 307 00:11:14,125 --> 00:11:15,460 ( static ) 308 00:11:15,543 --> 00:11:16,920 I think the meaning 309 00:11:17,003 --> 00:11:18,380 of this footage is self-evident. 310 00:11:18,463 --> 00:11:21,633 Aliens have indeed landed among us. 311 00:11:21,716 --> 00:11:22,675 They will take no prisoners. 312 00:11:22,759 --> 00:11:26,888 Their goal clearly is to enslave the human race! 313 00:11:26,971 --> 00:11:28,932 Just a moment, just a moment. 314 00:11:29,015 --> 00:11:32,686 I'm receiving a radio transmission from the scene. 315 00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:34,104 An unknown source. 316 00:11:34,187 --> 00:11:35,772 Gerald: I see it-- huge-- 317 00:11:35,855 --> 00:11:37,774 like nothing I've ever seen. 318 00:11:37,857 --> 00:11:38,858 The mother ship! 319 00:11:38,942 --> 00:11:42,320 I repeat: it's landed on Welles Ridge 320 00:11:42,404 --> 00:11:45,949 and it's huge with rings of light around it. 321 00:11:46,032 --> 00:11:47,242 THE MOTHER SHIP! 322 00:11:47,325 --> 00:11:50,370 ( whispering ): ARNOLD, CUE THE LIGHTS! 323 00:11:50,453 --> 00:11:51,121 STINKY, COME IN, STINKY. 324 00:11:51,204 --> 00:11:53,623 The eagle has landed. 325 00:11:53,706 --> 00:11:56,251 I DON'T SEE NO EAGLE HERE, ARNOLD 326 00:11:56,334 --> 00:12:00,380 BUT I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND PLUG IN THE MOTHER SHIP. 327 00:12:04,384 --> 00:12:06,469 IT'S PRETTY, ARNOLD. 328 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:07,512 OVER. 329 00:12:07,595 --> 00:12:14,936 ( loud, electrical sizzling ) 330 00:12:17,480 --> 00:12:18,523 HEY! 331 00:12:18,606 --> 00:12:21,276 ALL THEM OTHER LIGHTS WENT OUT. 332 00:12:21,359 --> 00:12:23,903 NOW, AIN'T THAT A CO-INKY-DINK? OVER. 333 00:12:23,987 --> 00:12:25,363 ( sirens wailing ) 334 00:12:25,447 --> 00:12:27,282 LOOK, IT'S THE MOTHER SHIP! 335 00:12:27,365 --> 00:12:29,576 AHH, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD! 336 00:12:29,659 --> 00:12:31,161 ( people screaming ) 337 00:12:31,244 --> 00:12:32,620 STINKY, STINKY? 338 00:12:32,704 --> 00:12:33,830 ( radio static ) 339 00:12:33,913 --> 00:12:34,789 OH, WELL. 340 00:12:34,873 --> 00:12:36,416 ( people screaming ) 341 00:12:36,499 --> 00:12:40,044 Arnold: I WONDER IF OUR LITTLE RADIO SHOW SCARED ANYBODY. 342 00:12:40,128 --> 00:12:41,629 ( screaming, wailing ) 343 00:12:44,257 --> 00:12:46,718 ( screaming... ) 344 00:12:52,348 --> 00:12:54,434 OH, MAMA LEONE, WHAT A NIGHT! 345 00:12:54,517 --> 00:12:56,269 OH, SORRY, SHORT MAN. 346 00:12:56,352 --> 00:12:59,689 I THOUGHT YOU WERE A PACKAGE. 347 00:12:59,772 --> 00:13:00,440 WHERE HAVE YOU TWO BEEN? 348 00:13:00,523 --> 00:13:03,568 CAN'T YOU SEE ALIENS ARE ATTACKING? 349 00:13:03,651 --> 00:13:05,653 SLOW DOWN, GRANDPA, IT WAS US. 350 00:13:05,737 --> 00:13:07,280 WE DID IT TO SCARE YOU. 351 00:13:07,363 --> 00:13:08,531 WE DID A RADIO SHOW ON THE ROOF. 352 00:13:08,615 --> 00:13:12,368 THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES, BOYS. 353 00:13:12,452 --> 00:13:14,662 LOOK, THERE'S THEIR MOTHER SHIP. 354 00:13:14,746 --> 00:13:16,915 GRANDPA, THAT'S THE WATER TOWER. 355 00:13:16,998 --> 00:13:19,083 STINKY LIT IT WITH CHRISTMAS LIGHTS. 356 00:13:19,167 --> 00:13:22,045 WHAT ABOUT THEM SILVER, UGLY-LOOKING CREATURES 357 00:13:22,128 --> 00:13:23,379 AT MY FRONT DOOR? 358 00:13:23,463 --> 00:13:25,173 THAT WAS HELGA AND ALL THE OTHER KIDS. 359 00:13:25,256 --> 00:13:26,382 HOLD THE PHONE. 360 00:13:26,466 --> 00:13:28,551 THAT WAS YOU ON THE RADIO? 361 00:13:28,635 --> 00:13:31,554 YEAH, WE USED YOUR OLD TRANSMITTER 362 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:33,223 AND SET IT UP SO YOU GUYS 363 00:13:33,306 --> 00:13:34,974 WOULD PICK UP THE BROADCAST. 364 00:13:35,058 --> 00:13:35,558 YEAH, CHECK THIS OUT. 365 00:13:35,642 --> 00:13:37,894 WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM 366 00:13:37,977 --> 00:13:39,395 WITH A SPECIAL BULLETIN. 367 00:13:39,479 --> 00:13:40,730 ALIENS HAVE LANDED. 368 00:13:40,813 --> 00:13:42,899 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 369 00:13:42,982 --> 00:13:44,359 THAT WAS YOU. 370 00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:45,318 OH, VERY IMPRESSIVE. 371 00:13:45,401 --> 00:13:48,238 HEY, WHAT ABOUT DOUGLAS CAIN 372 00:13:48,321 --> 00:13:50,740 FLAPPING HIS GUMS ABOUT IT ON TV? 373 00:13:50,823 --> 00:13:54,869 DOUGLAS CAIN WAS TALKING ABOUT IT ON TV? 374 00:13:54,953 --> 00:13:57,789 YEAH, A SPECIAL BULLETIN, LIKE YOUR PRANK. 375 00:13:57,872 --> 00:13:58,748 EXCEPT HE WAS SHOWING VIDEO 376 00:13:58,831 --> 00:14:02,919 OF THE SAME ALIENS THAT CAME TO OUR FRONT DOOR. 377 00:14:03,002 --> 00:14:04,837 THE NEWS IS ALL OVER TOWN. 378 00:14:04,921 --> 00:14:06,089 UH-OH. 379 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:09,592 THE TV STATION MUST HAVE PICKED UP OUR RADIO SHOW. 380 00:14:09,676 --> 00:14:12,512 GRANDPA, WHAT HAPPENED TO HELGA AND THE KIDS 381 00:14:12,595 --> 00:14:13,888 AFTER YOU SAW THEM? 382 00:14:13,972 --> 00:14:16,849 ( screaming, dog barking ) 383 00:14:19,852 --> 00:14:21,813 ( hollering ) 384 00:14:21,896 --> 00:14:22,814 WELL, SHORT MAN 385 00:14:22,897 --> 00:14:24,232 LOOKS LIKE WE BETTER 386 00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:25,525 GO SAVE YOUR FRIENDS. 387 00:14:25,608 --> 00:14:27,443 HOP IN, BOYS. 388 00:14:27,527 --> 00:14:29,070 ( tires screeching ) 389 00:14:31,906 --> 00:14:33,866 POOKY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 390 00:14:33,950 --> 00:14:36,244 IT'S A BAD NIGHT TO BE OUT. 391 00:14:36,327 --> 00:14:38,288 DON'T WAIT UP. 392 00:14:38,371 --> 00:14:41,082 CRAZY OLD BIRD. 393 00:14:41,165 --> 00:14:43,126 ( horns honking, sirens blaring ) 394 00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:46,296 Radio announcer: This is the emergency broadcast system. 395 00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:48,506 Aliens have landed... 396 00:14:48,590 --> 00:14:49,549 ...are pouring into the streets 397 00:14:49,632 --> 00:14:52,135 and beepers are jammed. 398 00:14:52,218 --> 00:14:53,428 BEEPERS ARE JAMMED? 399 00:14:53,511 --> 00:14:54,804 THAT TEARS IT. 400 00:14:54,887 --> 00:14:57,765 NOW IT'S PERSONAL, MIRIAM. 401 00:14:57,849 --> 00:14:58,975 BOBBY... 402 00:14:59,058 --> 00:15:01,477 I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THEM, MIRIAM. 403 00:15:01,561 --> 00:15:03,396 EVER SINCE NORTH DAKOTA. 404 00:15:03,479 --> 00:15:06,232 AND THIS TIME, I'M READY. 405 00:15:06,316 --> 00:15:10,153 BOB, PLEASE, CAN'T WE JUST ENJOY THE CANDLELIGHT? 406 00:15:10,236 --> 00:15:14,073 YOU AND ME HAVE HAD THIS DATE FOR A LONG TIME, BABY. 407 00:15:16,492 --> 00:15:18,161 STAY IN THE HOUSE, MIRIAM 408 00:15:18,244 --> 00:15:21,623 AND DON'T OPEN THE DOOR FOR ANY BLASTED ALIENS. 409 00:15:22,540 --> 00:15:24,584 WE'RE NOT ALIENS! 410 00:15:24,667 --> 00:15:26,336 WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF KIDS 411 00:15:26,419 --> 00:15:28,963 OUT TRICK OR TREATING, DRESSED AS ALIENS. 412 00:15:29,047 --> 00:15:31,924 DON'T BE FOOLED, THAT'S WHAT ALL ALIENS SAY. 413 00:15:32,008 --> 00:15:34,010 GET IT THROUGH YOUR THICK HEAD 414 00:15:34,093 --> 00:15:36,471 WE'RE JUST A BUNCH OF FOURTH GRADERS. 415 00:15:36,554 --> 00:15:38,681 THIS IS JUST MAKEUP, SEE? 416 00:15:41,059 --> 00:15:42,935 HEY, IT WON'T COME OFF. 417 00:15:43,019 --> 00:15:44,145 GET THEM! 418 00:15:44,228 --> 00:15:45,438 GET THE CREEPS! 419 00:15:45,521 --> 00:15:48,274 ( screaming ) 420 00:15:50,276 --> 00:15:52,195 OH, THAT WAS BRILLIANT. 421 00:15:52,278 --> 00:15:54,822 THE FACE PAINT WON'T COME OFF?! 422 00:15:54,906 --> 00:15:57,492 WHAT KIND DID YOU GET, ANYWAY? 423 00:15:57,575 --> 00:15:59,994 I GOT SOMETHING CALLED "PERMANENT EXTERIOR LATEX." 424 00:16:00,078 --> 00:16:03,873 BECAUSE I FIGURED WE'D BE OUTSIDE ALL NIGHT. 425 00:16:03,956 --> 00:16:05,375 OH, CRIMINY. 426 00:16:05,458 --> 00:16:07,418 I'M SURROUNDED. 427 00:16:07,502 --> 00:16:09,212 IT'S ALL A FAKE! 428 00:16:09,295 --> 00:16:10,755 Gerald: IT'S A HOAX! 429 00:16:10,838 --> 00:16:13,257 IT'S A HALLOWEEN TRICK. 430 00:16:13,341 --> 00:16:14,884 NO ONE BELIEVES US, GRANDPA. 431 00:16:14,967 --> 00:16:18,262 I DON'T THINK THEY CAN EVEN HEAR US. 432 00:16:18,346 --> 00:16:20,181 ( people screaming ) 433 00:16:20,264 --> 00:16:22,225 WHO IN THE NAME OF HEDY LAMARR IS THAT? 434 00:16:22,308 --> 00:16:24,560 HARVEY? 435 00:16:24,644 --> 00:16:25,812 BIG BOB, HERE. 436 00:16:25,895 --> 00:16:26,521 You look out your window? 437 00:16:26,604 --> 00:16:28,815 YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. 438 00:16:28,898 --> 00:16:29,982 THAT'S RIGHT. 439 00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:31,526 THERE'S A BIG MOTHER SHIP 440 00:16:31,609 --> 00:16:32,985 PARKED ON THE RIDGE. 441 00:16:33,069 --> 00:16:34,821 Huh, you guys all laughed at me 442 00:16:34,904 --> 00:16:37,407 when I said we needed an invasion plan. 443 00:16:37,490 --> 00:16:38,991 ALIENS DO EXIST, YOU KNOW? 444 00:16:39,075 --> 00:16:41,077 IT LOOKS LIKE THEY MEAN BUSINESS. 445 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:43,913 YOU'RE DARN RIGHT, BABY, AND SO DO I. 446 00:16:43,996 --> 00:16:45,039 Are you with me? 447 00:16:45,123 --> 00:16:46,624 YEAH, I'M WITH YOU, BOB. 448 00:16:46,708 --> 00:16:47,959 LET'S GO KICK SOME ALIEN BUTT. 449 00:16:48,042 --> 00:16:53,172 All right, meet the butcher at 45th and Madison. 450 00:16:53,256 --> 00:16:55,174 YOU THERE, BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. 451 00:16:55,258 --> 00:16:57,760 THAT MAY BE THE LAST MAKEUP KIT ON EARTH. 452 00:16:57,844 --> 00:16:59,429 DO WE HAVE ANY POWER YET? 453 00:16:59,512 --> 00:17:01,889 ONLY OUTSIDE THE CITY AND THE WEST SIDE. 454 00:17:01,973 --> 00:17:04,517 I'LL GET WORD TO THE REST OF THE COUNTRY 455 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:05,143 AND PLANET EARTH 456 00:17:05,226 --> 00:17:07,353 AS LONG AS I CAN DRAW BREATH. 457 00:17:07,437 --> 00:17:08,438 YES, SIR! 458 00:17:08,521 --> 00:17:10,064 LET'S NOT SIT HERE 459 00:17:10,148 --> 00:17:12,525 AND WAIT FOR THE ALIENS TO ENSLAVE US. 460 00:17:12,608 --> 00:17:15,027 TO WELLES RIDGE. 461 00:17:15,111 --> 00:17:16,946 ( glass shattering ) 462 00:17:17,029 --> 00:17:20,742 Big Bob: HUH, LOOK AT THESE PATHETIC LOSERS. 463 00:17:20,825 --> 00:17:23,327 THEY DON'T STAND A CHANCE 464 00:17:23,411 --> 00:17:24,787 AGAINST THE ALIENS. 465 00:17:24,871 --> 00:17:26,414 I SURRENDER! 466 00:17:26,497 --> 00:17:29,625 HAIL CONQUERING HEROES FROM OUTER SPACE. 467 00:17:29,709 --> 00:17:32,628 THAT'S GOOD. MAKE FRIENDS RIGHT AWAY, GOOD. 468 00:17:32,712 --> 00:17:35,465 PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T HURT ME, MY LIEGE. 469 00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:37,258 I COME BEARING GIFTS. 470 00:17:37,341 --> 00:17:39,635 HEY, ISN'T THAT THE SCHOOL PRINCIPAL? 471 00:17:39,719 --> 00:17:41,053 Big Bob: YEAH, THAT'S PRINCIPAL WARTZ. 472 00:17:43,181 --> 00:17:46,058 I WONDER IF THEY'LL TAKE ME HOSTAGE. 473 00:17:46,142 --> 00:17:50,146 HMM, I'LL OFFER TO LEAD THEM TO THE CHILDREN... 474 00:17:50,229 --> 00:17:51,898 WHAT YOU GOT THERE, WARTZ? 475 00:17:51,981 --> 00:17:52,899 NOTHING. 476 00:17:52,982 --> 00:17:53,900 NOTHING MUCH. 477 00:17:53,983 --> 00:17:55,109 A FEW ASSORTED TRINKETS. 478 00:17:57,820 --> 00:17:59,155 CHOCOLATES? NYLONS? 479 00:17:59,238 --> 00:18:00,198 I DON'T GET IT. 480 00:18:00,281 --> 00:18:01,407 YOU LITTLE WORM. 481 00:18:01,491 --> 00:18:04,118 YOU WERE GOING TO SURRENDER TO THE ALIENS 482 00:18:04,202 --> 00:18:05,161 WEREN'T YOU? 483 00:18:05,244 --> 00:18:06,370 NO! NO! I SWEAR! 484 00:18:06,454 --> 00:18:08,748 YEAH, WELL LISTEN AND LISTEN TIGHT. 485 00:18:08,831 --> 00:18:10,833 EITHER YOU GROW A SPINE PRONTO 486 00:18:10,917 --> 00:18:13,669 AND JOIN THE FIGHT FOR THE HUMAN RACE 487 00:18:13,753 --> 00:18:15,838 OR I'LL SEND YOU HOME TO MRS. WARTZ 488 00:18:15,922 --> 00:18:17,173 IN A CHOCOLATE BOX. 489 00:18:17,256 --> 00:18:18,841 I'M WITH YOU ALL THE WAY. 490 00:18:18,925 --> 00:18:19,884 GO, HUMANS, GO! 491 00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:20,927 GO, HUMANS, GO! 492 00:18:21,010 --> 00:18:22,512 FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! 493 00:18:22,595 --> 00:18:24,096 OH, JUST SIT DOWN 494 00:18:24,180 --> 00:18:24,806 AND SHUT UP. 495 00:18:24,889 --> 00:18:26,891 THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT, HELGA. 496 00:18:26,974 --> 00:18:30,478 IF WE'D ONLY DRESSED UP LIKE PIRATES. 497 00:18:30,561 --> 00:18:33,105 PUT A SOCK IN IT, YOU WEIRD LITTLE GERBIL. 498 00:18:33,189 --> 00:18:35,733 ( whistling ) 499 00:18:35,817 --> 00:18:37,568 I CAN'T DO IT ANYMORE, HELGA. 500 00:18:37,652 --> 00:18:38,861 I CAN'T RUN! 501 00:18:38,945 --> 00:18:41,697 AW, SUCK IT UP, YOU BUNCH OF WHINERS! 502 00:18:41,781 --> 00:18:45,493 LET'S GET GOING TILL WE GET TO THE TOP OF THE RIDGE. 503 00:18:45,576 --> 00:18:46,619 HOWDY, HELGA. 504 00:18:46,702 --> 00:18:48,120 YOU FELLERS HAVING 505 00:18:48,204 --> 00:18:49,789 A FUN HALLOWEEN? 506 00:18:49,872 --> 00:18:52,667 FUN?! YOU THINK BEING CHASED UP A HILL 507 00:18:52,750 --> 00:18:53,793 BY AN ANGRY MOB IS FUN? 508 00:18:53,876 --> 00:18:56,963 THEY THINK WE'RE REAL ALIENS! 509 00:18:57,046 --> 00:18:57,964 YOU DON'T SAY? 510 00:18:58,047 --> 00:19:00,341 I WONDER IF IT'S ON ACCOUNT OF 511 00:19:00,424 --> 00:19:01,884 ARNOLD AND GERALD AND ME PLAYING 512 00:19:01,968 --> 00:19:03,970 THAT HALLOWEEN PRANK ON THE RADIO 513 00:19:04,053 --> 00:19:07,515 SAYING THE ALIENS WERE ATTACKING THE PLANET. 514 00:19:09,642 --> 00:19:12,436 YOU MEAN, THIS WHOLE ALIEN ATTACK... 515 00:19:12,520 --> 00:19:14,230 IS A PRANK? 516 00:19:14,313 --> 00:19:15,398 I RECKON SO. 517 00:19:15,481 --> 00:19:16,566 ARNOLD THOUGHT IT UP. 518 00:19:16,649 --> 00:19:21,571 ARNOLD...! 519 00:19:21,654 --> 00:19:23,489 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING JUST NOW? 520 00:19:23,573 --> 00:19:24,073 NO. 521 00:19:24,157 --> 00:19:25,157 I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING. 522 00:19:25,241 --> 00:19:28,744 I WONDER HOW HELGA AND THE OTHERS ARE DOING. 523 00:19:28,828 --> 00:19:31,122 ( grunts ) 524 00:19:31,205 --> 00:19:32,915 ( all screaming ) 525 00:19:33,791 --> 00:19:37,253 AH, THE MOTHER SHIP. 526 00:19:37,336 --> 00:19:38,254 OKAY. 527 00:19:38,337 --> 00:19:39,589 IT'S PAYBACK TIME. 528 00:19:39,672 --> 00:19:41,048 HERE'S THE PLAN. 529 00:19:41,132 --> 00:19:42,466 SEE THESE BEEPERS? 530 00:19:42,550 --> 00:19:42,925 YUP. 531 00:19:43,009 --> 00:19:44,969 I'VE STRUNG TOGETHER 532 00:19:45,052 --> 00:19:47,722 SIX DOZEN OF MY TOP-OF-THE-LINE MODEL 533 00:19:47,805 --> 00:19:50,099 AND WIRED THEM TO AN EGG TIMER. 534 00:19:50,182 --> 00:19:50,850 WHEN I CROSS THIS WIRE 535 00:19:50,933 --> 00:19:53,769 THEY'LL BLOW THAT MOTHER SHIP 536 00:19:53,853 --> 00:19:55,563 BACK TO THE STONE AGE! 537 00:19:55,646 --> 00:19:58,107 I'M GOING TO THE TOP OF THE RIDGE. 538 00:19:58,190 --> 00:19:59,775 FIRST SIGN OF ALIENS 539 00:19:59,859 --> 00:20:02,195 I'LL WAVE AND THEN YOU LAUNCH THE BEEPERS. 540 00:20:05,531 --> 00:20:05,948 GO, HUMANS, GO! 541 00:20:06,032 --> 00:20:08,117 FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! 542 00:20:08,200 --> 00:20:10,703 AND AS THE CITY BELOW LIES IN DARKNESS AND RUIN 543 00:20:10,786 --> 00:20:13,456 I'M OBSESSED BY THE FACT 544 00:20:13,539 --> 00:20:18,461 THAT I MAY BE THE LAST LIVING AWARD-WINNING REPORTER ON EARTH. 545 00:20:18,544 --> 00:20:21,380 AND AS I BRING YOU WHAT MAY BE MY FINAL REPORT 546 00:20:21,464 --> 00:20:23,382 BEFORE THE END OF THE HUMAN RACE 547 00:20:23,466 --> 00:20:26,010 I NOTE THAT THE HILLTOP IS GRIPPED IN AN... 548 00:20:26,093 --> 00:20:28,012 EERIE QUIET. 549 00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:32,558 ALIENS! 550 00:20:32,558 --> 00:20:32,758 ALIENS! 551 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:34,602 ALIENS! 552 00:20:41,067 --> 00:20:42,777 MR. PATAKI, STOP! 553 00:20:42,860 --> 00:20:44,153 ( grunts ) 554 00:20:44,236 --> 00:20:45,196 NOBODY MOVE. 555 00:20:45,279 --> 00:20:46,781 I'VE GOT YOUR REPULSIVE LITTLE LEADER. 556 00:20:46,864 --> 00:20:48,824 DAD, IT'S ME, HELGA! 557 00:20:48,908 --> 00:20:52,495 HUH, YOU DO SOUND LIKE HELGA. 558 00:20:53,537 --> 00:20:55,581 OH, IT'S HAPPENING. 559 00:20:55,665 --> 00:20:57,083 MY WORST FEAR. 560 00:20:57,166 --> 00:20:58,918 THE ALIENS ARE TAKING OVER MY MIND. 561 00:20:59,001 --> 00:21:02,171 YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR THIS. 562 00:21:02,254 --> 00:21:03,005 THIS IS ASTONISHING. 563 00:21:03,089 --> 00:21:07,009 A LARGE, HULKING MAN IS ABOUT TO WRING 564 00:21:07,093 --> 00:21:09,011 THE ALIEN LEADER'S SCRAWNY NECK. 565 00:21:09,095 --> 00:21:10,888 NOW, AN ODD, FOOTBALL-HEADED BOY 566 00:21:10,972 --> 00:21:14,809 SEEMS TO BE TRYING TO STOP HIM. 567 00:21:14,892 --> 00:21:16,060 MR. PATAKI, STOP! 568 00:21:16,143 --> 00:21:16,602 IT REALLY IS HELGA. 569 00:21:16,686 --> 00:21:18,646 NOT NOW, KID. 570 00:21:18,729 --> 00:21:20,022 I'M SAVING THE WORLD! 571 00:21:20,106 --> 00:21:21,190 THAT'S THE SIGNAL. 572 00:21:21,273 --> 00:21:22,191 FIRE! 573 00:21:25,111 --> 00:21:27,697 ( beeping... ) 574 00:21:32,994 --> 00:21:36,414 ( all screaming ) 575 00:21:39,292 --> 00:21:40,710 HELGA, IS THAT YOU? 576 00:21:40,793 --> 00:21:43,337 IS IT REALLY YOU, HELGA? 577 00:21:43,421 --> 00:21:46,549 HELLO! IT'S BEEN ME THE WHOLE TIME, YOU BIG GOOF! 578 00:21:46,632 --> 00:21:50,136 HOLY COW, I ALMOST KILLED MY OWN DAUGHTER. 579 00:21:50,219 --> 00:21:51,887 I'M A MONSTER! 580 00:21:51,971 --> 00:21:53,723 ( all cheering ) 581 00:22:03,315 --> 00:22:03,482 BINGO! 582 00:22:05,359 --> 00:22:08,779 Big Bob: HUH, IT WASN'T AN ALIEN SPACESHIP 583 00:22:08,863 --> 00:22:12,658 IT WAS THE WATER TOWER. 584 00:22:12,742 --> 00:22:14,618 And as the whole wild affair 585 00:22:14,702 --> 00:22:16,829 is exposed as a ridiculous hoax 586 00:22:16,912 --> 00:22:19,331 I can assure you that Douglas Cain... 587 00:22:19,415 --> 00:22:20,124 is a big pompous windbag. 588 00:22:20,207 --> 00:22:22,710 Let's all go home and get some sleep. 589 00:22:22,793 --> 00:22:24,128 What do you say? 590 00:22:24,211 --> 00:22:27,256 Arnold: I'M GLAD EVERYTHING WORKED OUT. 591 00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:29,008 I'LL NEVER DO A PRANK LIKE THAT AGAIN. 592 00:22:29,091 --> 00:22:31,927 AW, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 593 00:22:32,011 --> 00:22:33,262 YOU TERRIFIED THE ENTIRE CITY. 594 00:22:33,345 --> 00:22:35,848 YOU NEARLY CAUSED THE END OF THE WORLD. 595 00:22:35,931 --> 00:22:38,768 HO-HO, I'M PROUD OF YOU, BOY. 596 00:22:38,851 --> 00:22:40,603 HERE, HAVE SOME CANDY. 597 00:22:40,686 --> 00:22:42,605 OOH! THESE ARE COCKROACHES. 598 00:22:42,688 --> 00:22:45,608 HAPPY HALLOWEEN, EVERYBODY! 599 00:22:45,691 --> 00:22:48,235 ( cackling ) 600 00:22:50,780 --> 00:22:53,783 [Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 601 00:22:53,866 --> 00:22:59,789 and NICKELODEON